LEARNING CENTER FOR MALE ADULTS

[Brett]

LEARNING CENTER FOR MALE ADULTS

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays -- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

[lilmama6259]

lol!! If only they'd listen.....

[Brett]

Yeah I doubt we would..LOL

[candy2082002]

hey can I sign my fiance up ha ha ha jk he's good with all that stuff...well not the flowers thing =( lol

[AlliRae]

so funny... this should be mandatory

[Brett]

No it shouldnt, Us guys dont pay attention anyways, its a waste of time..LOL

[The Golden Child]

look at brett posting shit to make us men look bad ..

BRETTS GOT A PUSSY !!!

i know bretts gunna say some nasty shit like if i did id prolly play with myself all day ..

you old pervert .. lolz

[The Golden Child]

matter fact Brett aint even considered a MAN hes just a reposting old thing ..

[The Golden Child]

omg tell him again steveO ..

[The Golden Child]

Bretts a WO MAN !!!

[Brett]

[The Golden Child]

glad you laughed old berty ..

you daym wo man ..

[Ran]

Supplementary Class
Getting Your Significant Other To Do What She's Told -- Visual Aids and Live Example w/ B*tch Slap Techniques Available
Meets -- Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for 3 hours beginning at 5:00 PM.

The only class you really need.

[The Golden Child]

LOLZ !!!

[RandomGuy]

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