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  1. 11-15-2006, 09:23 AM #1
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    Default First Try at a Repost

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
    The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
    3-year-old
    girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while
    he
    helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
    asked.

    Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
    The
    paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
    Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
    and
    asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had
    just
    witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
    first
    place.........smack his butt again!"

    If you didn't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you...



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  2. 11-15-2006, 09:24 AM #2
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    youll never be as good as brett at repost...
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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  3. 11-15-2006, 09:24 AM #3
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    !!!tsoper
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  4. 11-15-2006, 09:24 AM #4
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    LOLz..ima try my best



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  5. 11-15-2006, 09:25 AM #5
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    ehh it was alright..
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    It was a valiant effort, but you did not slay the repost dragon known as "Boostless Bert"
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    how can i slay this one known as "Boostless Bert"



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    * points to jump off cliff *

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    so...push bert off the cliff

    *gets bert and ties him up*
    *drives to cliff*
    *backs up*
    *makes sure i have keys to the civic
    *rolls fat boy off*

    mission possible



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