Call me Pissed-off Pete right now...

[quickdodge®]

Yesterday, whilst foraging down by the crick, I was traversing across a path that I needed aid from a tree branch to get around, my goddamn celly got caught on the branch and the goddamn branch flung my goddamn celly into the fuccin river. Motherfuck, I'm mad. So some of you bitches need to PM your fucking phone numbers to me so I can reenter them as soon as my new one comes in. Later, QD.

[JITB]

^pete^

[quickdodge®]

I said Pissed-off Pete, not just Pete. Get it right, asshat. Later, QD.

[5thgcelica]

lol that sucks man
but i bet that looked funny watching that damn branch fling it in the river. lol.

atleats to someone else.

[quickdodge®]

Fuck off, crackmaster! Don't make jokes whilst I'm pissed. Later, QD.

[HyPer50]

I thought spelunking was going into caves? You got caves in that big ass backyard of yours too??

[quickdodge®]

A couple of huge holes in the side of the hill, yes. Fuck you, too. Lolol. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

^^^^^^^bwahahahahaha!!!!

[quickdodge®]

Now what the fuck are you laughing at? I'm still pissed. Later, QD.

[Cliff]

you got mine already

[quickdodge®]

Got fucking what of yours, assmangler. Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

^ lolol

The Tree played you man.

[quickdodge®]

And I'll play you, you bitch-ass. I'm still pissed. Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

hahhahahahhaaaaa

[Cliff]

my number you queer bait

[quickdodge®]

No I don't, mutha fucca. MY PHONE IS IN THE YELLOW GODDAMN RIVER. That is where your number is. Later, QD.

[chrisdavis]

No I don't, mutha fucca. MY PHONE IS IN THE YELLOW GODDAMN RIVER. That is where your number is. Later, QD.

Shit thats the best place for his number

[quickdodge®]

Fuck you, too because you won't help me move. Later, QD.

[chrisdavis]

Fuck you, too because you won't help me move. Later, QD.

Shit the only moving you're gonna do is from the couch to the computer and if you need a truck for that I got two words for you JENNY CRAIG!!!!!

[quickdodge®]

Fuck Jenny Craig, too. Later, QD.