so i was at walmart looking at their flip out dvd units and this damn redneck kept telling me how he had this 1986 BMW that was "fast as a lighning bolt" but not as fast as his das el camino that could beat anything on the road . . . . in reverse.

then he tried telling me that he used to have a CRX that was so fast and when i asked him what kind of moter he had in it he said it was a v12 engine. . . .

then he tried telling me that he and a freind built his sisters 95 eclipse into the baddest eclipse ever. again i proceeded to ask what motor was in it expecting him to say something stupid again . . . he did. . .

he told me that it was a black top honda v-tec engine that he got free from his dad that works at a dealership.

i laughed at him audibly. and then said ok man whatever you say.

then he asked me what kind of car had and i told him 1g eclipse then he tried offering me some 17's from the sisters eclipse that blew the motor he claimed that they where konigs that he bought. then he told em "but they didnt cost me nothing i got them free" but i looked in the blue book and it says they are worth 900 used

again i laughed at him

the stupidity of some people tickles me sometimes
i just thought you might find this amusing. i did. . .