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  1. 11-13-2006, 10:27 PM #1
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    Default so i was at walmart. . .

    so i was at walmart looking at their flip out dvd units and this damn redneck kept telling me how he had this 1986 BMW that was "fast as a lighning bolt" but not as fast as his das el camino that could beat anything on the road . . . . in reverse.

    then he tried telling me that he used to have a CRX that was so fast and when i asked him what kind of moter he had in it he said it was a v12 engine. . . .

    then he tried telling me that he and a freind built his sisters 95 eclipse into the baddest eclipse ever. again i proceeded to ask what motor was in it expecting him to say something stupid again . . . he did. . .

    he told me that it was a black top honda v-tec engine that he got free from his dad that works at a dealership.

    i laughed at him audibly. and then said ok man whatever you say.

    then he asked me what kind of car had and i told him 1g eclipse then he tried offering me some 17's from the sisters eclipse that blew the motor he claimed that they where konigs that he bought. then he told em "but they didnt cost me nothing i got them free" but i looked in the blue book and it says they are worth 900 used

    again i laughed at him

    the stupidity of some people tickles me sometimes
    i just thought you might find this amusing. i did. . .
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  2. 11-13-2006, 10:33 PM #2
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    Wow...I think I would have walked away from him laughing and then tell the store people that there was a crazy bum walking round the store...
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  3. 11-13-2006, 10:34 PM #3
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  5. 11-13-2006, 10:47 PM #5
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    i tried to make him look stupid in front of his friends and asked him what his track time was in the CRX, and he was like" i uhm i dint take it to the track i just drove it around on the street doing street races "
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  6. 11-13-2006, 10:53 PM #6
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    This reminds me of driving in gainesville...

    I pull up at a stop light in my completely stock Spec V...

    a beaner(no offense to anyone) pulls up in a teg with a fart can and some cheesey looking body kit with a spoiler that wieght more than the engine...and then revs making this awful fucking noise and then grins and does it again...I dont rev...light turns I wait a good sec or 2 before going... then catch the bitch before he even gets to the end of his 2nd...I have the windows down...hey ese what you got in there... more than you and alot less rice...dont piss of big mexican dudes...
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  7. 11-13-2006, 10:54 PM #7
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    dude i would have told some walmart person that you saw him putting things in his pocket and they might want to change... and then left >:P
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    haha
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    Redneck rice FTL !
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  10. 11-13-2006, 11:38 PM #10
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    Rednecks running their mouths. I love how they are all knowing.
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    funny shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    a beaner(no offense to anyone)
    lol wtf? how can you say that then no offense? silly white ppl

    thats like saying...

    and then a fucking nigger came up (no offense) and stole my fried chicken.

    or

    And then some Jewish Kike(no offense) came up and took my money.


    wtf? might wanna reword that
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    hahahahah +1
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    he didnt drive a dang ole IROC Z CAMARO HAIL YES






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    hahaha
    ill try to find the guys myspace so we can harass him
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    BUBBA DONE TOLD YOU 'BOUT THAT BOOTY-CHATTER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy
    lol wtf? how can you say that then no offense? silly white ppl

    thats like saying...

    and then a fucking nigger came up (no offense) and stole my fried chicken.

    or

    And then some Jewish Kike(no offense) came up and took my money.


    wtf? might wanna reword that
    hahahahah.
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    dude dosent compair to tonight when i was driving up 85 to stictly german to pic up my friends car. Well i was driving down the road and then go though a rock storm cause this ass hole had rocks in the bed of his truck. So I get in front of him and then he gets right on my ass and starts flashing his highbeams at me. well I slow down and the mother fucker was still right there. Well then my friend said through the taco bell. I was like what and before I knew what happened a bag full of tacobell was out the window and all over the windsheild of this truck. Well I guess red necks dont care about there trucks cause we was tring to hit. I dipped off and then he followed us. I had to pull some tricking shit and get in the lane to get off at an exit and then at the last second get back on. Well yeah that didnt work cause the light was green at the exit and he came right back on and was tring to kill us again. Anyway we got away after a lil while. Man red necks are some crazy mofos


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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
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    of course this conversation would take place in wal-mart...lol
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    blue booked some wheels?
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    wow i felt stupid reading this whole daym thread ..
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