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  1. 11-08-2006, 10:04 PM #1
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    Default Tell me something...ANYTHING...comedy preferred

    LoL, rep up to anyone who makes a post worth my reading...

    Just give me something to think about other than this damn paper on "All Quiet on the Western Front". Been working on it several hours now, and I need a break. So...talk to me...anything...tell me a joke. I don't care. Just get my mind off this damn thing.
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    Once there was a couple of German infantry men. They sacrified their future because they were led to believe joining the army was the correct thing to do. They all die, including the main character, who literally falls forward and takes a dirt nap RIGHT as the war ends.

    Extract 3 motifs from the book and write a 5 page paper.


    Make you feel any better?
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    Ahh. All Quiet On the Western front. I read that in tenth grade. I fucking hated it. I wish I could remember it so I could remind you of it...But I got nothing.

    Heres a tasteless joke.
    What gets louder as it gets smaller?
    A baby in a trash compactor.
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    Kyle...sick, but funny, LoL.

    Mongol, you workin' on that, too?
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    Crazyone, give me somethin' harder...
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    Hell no lol but I assumed that would be what your assignment was.....
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    Justin...WTF!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    Justin...WTF!?!?
    That shit is hilarious, especially the "WHY IN THE HELL DID WE DO THAT?!?!" look they both had afterwards.
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    Mongol, nah, it's basically writing a 3-5 page paper on whether the selection is a good portrayal of history...more or less...that's the shortened version anyways, LoL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    Mongol, nah, it's basically writing a 3-5 page paper on whether the selection is a good portrayal of history...more or less...that's the shortened version anyways, LoL.
    Hell yeah it is....shows the complete destruction of a generation of german youth....you could even draw parallels to the "Lost Generation" of American literature.....an whole age group changed how it looks at life, and that in turn changes how they act, setting the stage for a altogether different country.

    The pride and fearlessness is shown frankly as it is destroyed with mortar shells......look at how they mock the new arrivals; not realizing that once they were caught up in the same glorious vision of war.
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    Thats a shame. What a gay book, as far as I remember.
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    that sucks
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    Meh, I mean it's not a bad book, just boring as shit...
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    Thanks, imbosile...
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    Yeah, she was like holding her face like "You know, that actually hurts after the numb goes away...

    Rep up for making me laugh.
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    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a girlfriend?

    I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex
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    LoL, rep up for giving me giggles, again...

    Rep up for any who give me a good post worth my reading...
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    Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?







    I don't cum on apple before I eat it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?






    I don't cum on apple before I eat it.
    C'mon, you can do better than that...
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    ...that just might be material for my paper if you don't mind...gives me ideas...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    ...that just might be material for my paper if you don't mind...gives me ideas...
    End the paper with IMPORT ATLANTA OWNS J00 and see how it goes over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    End the paper with IMPORT ATLANTA OWNS J00 and see how it goes over.
    LoL, right in the fuckin' middle of the paper put "I wonder if you're actually reading this. If you are...it's important that you know that IMPORTATLANTA OWNS J00. However, when _________ convinces the students to enlist..."
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    Honestly, if you had the money and told me earlier, I would have written the damn thing for you. Essays are my bread and butter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Honestly, if you had the money and told me earlier, I would have written the damn thing for you. Essays are my bread and butter.
    Interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Interesting.
    Ahahahahaha kyle YOU DON'T KNOW ME SON!

    BTW I'm working Sat and Sun, so anything crazy shit that goes down will have to be during the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Ahahahahaha kyle YOU DON'T KNOW ME SON!

    BTW I'm working Sat and Sun, so anything crazy shit that goes down will have to be during the day.
    Friday night then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Honestly, if you had the money and told me earlier, I would have written the damn thing for you. Essays are my bread and butter.
    Keep in touch with me next semester when I go through english, LoL.

    I used to be AWESOME at writing papers. Wrote two 5-page papers in one night for me and this chick. Got a B and a B+. Was tired as shit, but it was good. Now it seems I've always got writer's block...but I can edit papers like no other, and once i've got an idea rolling, I can run with it.

    Bad news was I never got ass from writing that girls paper
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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    Bad news was I never got ass from writing that girls paper
    Ahaha I read the middle and was asking myself about how that worked out for you.....but apparently it didn't. I did the same thing with a "journal" paper kinda deal.....and didn't get anything for it either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Ahaha I read the middle and was asking myself about how that worked out for you.....but apparently it didn't. I did the same thing with a "journal" paper kinda deal.....and didn't get anything for it either.
    Man, I was pissed. You know how I said I got a B and a B+? Guess who got the B+....

    We never really talked after that day.

    Yeah, I was pissed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    Man, I was pissed. You know how I said I got a B and a B+? Guess who got the B+....

    We never really talked after that day.

    Yeah, I was pissed...
    Sadly enough, in my case it was one of the hottest girl in the entire school.
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    That's called gettin' fucked without gettin' screwed...
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    i got a FUNNY JOKE for you!!!!



    A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor. While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that they should call the police.

    When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said "This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important".

    Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who they had found. They called the police and said: "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important".


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    What is a funny word.


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    Quote Originally Posted by eViLMunkey
    What is a funny word.
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    days over but wth,

    wHATs worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?


    One baby nailed to 10 trees..lol
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