Retards also happen to be virtual ATM's at fundraisers. Just set him up in the middle of a mall dressed in his uniform with a can. By the time your done shopping he should have collected like $2000. If its a Saturday, you can take the two large, go spend it, and then come back - the little devil will have made it back again! Properly utilized a retard can really fill in the deficits in your teams budget AND render your next Christmas a very happy one.




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