I got a killa up inside a me. I can't talk to my momma so I talk to my diary.

what am I gonna do with 48 subscriptions to VIBE?

shit man, I gotta wake my ass up @ 6am everyday this week. I'm doin' the drywall @ the new McDonalds.

awww, Lumburg's gonna have me work this weekend I just know it.
just tell him you can't make it.
nah, I can't do that.
ok, this is what ya do. he normally asks you to work @ the end of the day right?
yeah.
ok, all ya gotta do is lay low, duck out 15 minutes early, go out the back door, turn off your answering machine and you're home free.

what would you do with a million bucks?
I'll tell ya what I'd do dude. 2 chicks @ the same time.
2 chicks @ the same time? and you think you could do that w/a million dollars?
yeah, man.
what kind of chicks would do that?
the type of chicks that would double down on a dude like me dude.