how do white pple really smell??

[The Golden Child]

White girls smell like cheese, but when you add perfume they smell like Mayonaise. If they're having a "bad day", then it's kind of like a tartar sauce smell.

Black girls smell like chocolate, but when you add lotion they smell like caramel. Certain perfumes, when mixed with lotion and the natural chocolate smell, will produce a mayonaise like odor. On a "bad day", black girls smell like coffee.

Yellow girls smell like lemons, but when you add perfume they smell like bananas. If they're having a "bad day", then it's kind of a raw egg/hot mustard smell.

Brown girls smell like Hollister. I don't know why, I'm just stating the facts.

where did you get this from personal expierience ??

[HvyArms]

where did you get this from personal expierience ??

No, I've never smelled a girl. They wont allow me to get close enough...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

No, I've never smelled a girl. They wont allow me to get close enough...

O'rly??

[HvyArms]

O'rly??

:sigh:

They're all like "ugh get away from me" and "dont speak to me outside of class" and "I dont date dwarfs"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:sigh:

They're all like "ugh get away from me" and "dont speak to me outside of class" and "I dont date dwarfs"

So if ur a dwarf.... WHAT AM I!?!?!?

[HvyArms]

So if ur a dwarf.... WHAT AM I!?!?!?

You're a girl, so you're not measured the same way I am. Girls dont like short guys