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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    White girls smell like cheese, but when you add perfume they smell like Mayonaise. If they're having a "bad day", then it's kind of like a tartar sauce smell.

    Black girls smell like chocolate, but when you add lotion they smell like caramel. Certain perfumes, when mixed with lotion and the natural chocolate smell, will produce a mayonaise like odor. On a "bad day", black girls smell like coffee.

    Yellow girls smell like lemons, but when you add perfume they smell like bananas. If they're having a "bad day", then it's kind of a raw egg/hot mustard smell.

    Brown girls smell like Hollister. I don't know why, I'm just stating the facts.
    where did you get this from personal expierience ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    where did you get this from personal expierience ??
    No, I've never smelled a girl. They wont allow me to get close enough...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    No, I've never smelled a girl. They wont allow me to get close enough...
    O'rly??

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    O'rly??
    :sigh:

    They're all like "ugh get away from me" and "dont speak to me outside of class" and "I dont date dwarfs"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    :sigh:

    They're all like "ugh get away from me" and "dont speak to me outside of class" and "I dont date dwarfs"
    So if ur a dwarf.... WHAT AM I!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    So if ur a dwarf.... WHAT AM I!?!?!?
    You're a girl, so you're not measured the same way I am. Girls dont like short guys
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