White girls smell like cheese, but when you add perfume they smell like Mayonaise. If they're having a "bad day", then it's kind of like a tartar sauce smell.

Black girls smell like chocolate, but when you add lotion they smell like caramel. Certain perfumes, when mixed with lotion and the natural chocolate smell, will produce a mayonaise like odor. On a "bad day", black girls smell like coffee.

Yellow girls smell like lemons, but when you add perfume they smell like bananas. If they're having a "bad day", then it's kind of a raw egg/hot mustard smell.

Brown girls smell like Hollister. I don't know why, I'm just stating the facts.