I was thinkin of robbin some chunky white dude at my work for his apparel, so I could dress up as brett, but it turns out this chump only wears a size 32, so he is a poor reflection of a true chunkster. Anyways, Im fresh outta ideas, and party city is fresh outta costumes, what am I supposed to be?

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