She's not white trash! Man she is one of my role model guys, she has SO MANY cool cars, let me show you one of MY cool cars!
I built it MYSELF! I started in cars when I was about 3 years old, my neighbor had one of the power little Jeeps, I pulled the engine and built the head in my front yard. I added a 50 shot of nitrous, and racing slicks. The kid died when he lost control at 15MPH, but thats another story.
Now that I'm 25, I own about 35 cars, including a McLaren F1 that I completely rebuilt, as well as a R34 Skyline GTR V-Spec II NUR. I've built them all myself, and earned some great sponsors. I did my first engine swap with a years worth of used condoms; 15,436 to be exact!
It was rough in the beginning, however knowing how to suck dick gets you to the top really fast. I built a civic hatch for my best friend, but it got stolen and I lost all the pictures and the title too.
I am the OFFICIAL street team leader for 2fast2furious CuSTomZ, which means I hand out flyers and give blowjobs to bums for liquor and pocket change. I just picked up a sponsor, the new Gwinnett Medical Center in Duluth, which is great because I haven't had my AIDS medicine in like a year.
I'm currently employed by Greddy (pronounced G-Ready. Us insiders know that.), Exedy, Comptech, HKS, Holly (NOS),Skunk 2 (All my cars are AlL m0toR!), Megan Racing, AEM, Injen, DC Motorsports (same parent company as AEM), Toyo Tires, Spoon Motorsports, and Mugen. Just to name a few. I enjoy a great relationship with them, they even jokingly call me "The trick that comes to the office and lets us fuck her in the ass." Those jokers!
I'm a incredible model, you should hear the photographers RAVE! One last week said that it was the best he'd ever gotten, but that these weird bumps were popping upon his dick. Hater. I've been on a TON of mags, like "Stolen Auto Weekly" "Redneck Customs" "Trailer Garages" and "Car Tricks". I just did a feature that will be coming out soon, it's called "How to Shift A Guy Into 7th".
I worked at Hot Import Nights for about 15 years. People kept saying they saw me cleaning the toliets, but thats not right at all! Those haters are just jealous I was in the back with the REAL big dogs.
Back to my cars. Most of them are SO popular (like me in middle school! Before I dropped out.) that people steal them and put them on their Car Domain. Some of them ever go as far as to photoshop receipts and shit, like they paid for the stuff. I would go to the police, but one more strike and I'm out. To keep a low profile, I send a lot of them to Mexico, and enter them in shows there. That way, I keep a low profile. I have a GSR with a JDM LS swap, a 1998 Si I put a D16 into, a 2004 Honda Integra Type R (Acura RSX for you n00bs) that I put a B16 into (the K has no future! B for life!) and a S13 with a KA (I sold the SR20 not because the police were getting close to finding it, but because I truck those haters. Get it? Truck? KA?).
Back to my Evo.
It's the fastest all motor evo in the world! (Remember I suck for skunk 2!)
Mods:
: : : Engine
2 Walbro 255 fuel pumps
Aeromotive fuel pressure regulator
Earls stainless fuel lines and fittings
Russel fuel pressure gauge
Rochester 1000cc fuel injectors
Nitrous Express direct port nitrous system with carbon fiber bottle, heater and purge 100-200hp)
Bj’s sheet metal intake manifold and fuel rail
Holley 75mm throttle body
Tial Blow off valve
Tial 44mm vband clamp wastegate
Garrett gt35r turbocharger
Schearer stainless steel tubular exhaust manifold
Garrett core front mount intercooler with custom endtanks and piping
Custom 3” stainless mandrel bent full exhaust system with magnaflow muffler
K&N 4 inch intake filter
Custom 4 inch air intake
Odyssey mini battery
Aem cdi
Aem ems
Aem wideband oxygen sensor
Aem 5 bar map sensor
Aem intake air temperature sensor
Taylor 10mm spark plug wires
Msd twin tower coil packs
2.3 Liter Stroker Motor
4g64 crankshaft z
Pauter connecting rods
Ross racing pistons with rings
Federal mogul main and rod bearings
Arp head studs
Ferrea 1mm oversized valves
Ferrea dual valve springs
Ferrea titanium retainers
Ferrea keepers
Race ported and polished head
Tomei Camshafts
Tomei cam gears
Hks evc 5 boost controller
Custom methanol injection kit
Exedy triple carbon clutch
Valvoline syn power 20-50 motor oil
Redline shockproof gear oil for transfer case and rear differential
BG syncroshift manual transmission oil
: : : Suspension
Privat Fahren 18x8.5 rims
Dunlop Direzza tires 255/35/18
Tein Basic Coilovers
Goodrich brake line
Ferrado Brake pads
: : : Drivetrain
Shepherd built transmission
I custom fabbed EVERYTHING. I didn't buy ANYTHING! Remember, I've had my hands on so much stuff. ALL MOTOR 4 LYFE!
You haters need to stop. If you keep asking stupid questions like "How do you have a R34?" I'm going to stop posting. You guys need me here. And who ever the fuck "Tracy" is, bitch shut up and stop hating on my Evo. "I've been on Speed Channel." Yeah well I've sucked everyone at the Speed Channel off. Beat that.
Originally Posted by MongolPup
She's not white trash! Man she is one of my role model guys, she has SO MANY cool cars, let me show you one of MY cool cars!
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