if you lose your job Beer makes you feel better. +1 Beer

you can share Beer with your friends. +1 Beer

if beer goes bad you may not know. +1 Beer

Beer tastes good with a lime.........ok, vagina "might". Draw

I've had beer in the last 24hrs. +1 Beer

Beer NEVER wants to wait for marriage. +1 Beer

Beer NEVER buys heavy furniture(sp). +1 Beer

stuff around beers house NEVER breaks! then again beer dosen't have a home. +1 Beer

Beer won't take your favorite sweater to "wear around the house". and it Certiantly won't keep it when you and the Beer break up!!! +1 Beer