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  1. 10-13-2006, 06:34 AM #1
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    Default This MF asked to blow me!

    So I'm driving home from the gym yesterday with my window rolled down. I have my music up loud and traffic is starting to pick up when this dude in his mid to late 30's pulls up next to me and honks his horn. I look over and he smiles and waves at me, so I wave back.

    Ok this is where is get a lil wierd. He the paces his car with me and preceded to tell me " You're the best looking man I've ever seen in my life." I was like UH OK. Then he truns to me and says " I'll give you the best blow job you ever had."

    Well needless to say I was totally shocked. What kind of person would say that in traffic? I must admit I was kind of flattered, but there was no way I'm letting some dude get near my cash and prizes. When he said it I thought maybe he had someone else in the car with him playing a joke or maybe it was one of those prank TV shows and there was a video camera in focused on me somehow. Wrong this dude was dead serious. So not to be rude I just smiled and said "Nah man I'm good," and quikly got away from him.

    I must say that was some of the funniest shit that has ever happened to me. So naturally I had to call several people on my way home and tell them the funny story.
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    WOMEN ONLY MOTHERBITCH!!!!
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    yea
    some guy tried to offer me money once to let him give me head
    i just proceeded to pretend like i didn't hear it

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    Damn Polesmokers.... What's this world coming to...
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    Apparently its going to sex sex everywhere and with everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    Apparently its going to sex sex everywhere and with everyone
    Apparently fags think it's ok to be flamboyant and over imbigously(however you speel it) gay
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    You know

    I don't mind it if a guy asks me if I swing that way or if he hits on me and I tell him I don't swing like that and he backs off

    But some of the summabitches dont fucking quit and it pisses me off...

    They tried to pull this one to, "How can you knock it if you've never tried it" and i was like well simple, my dick doesnt get hard around men but when i see a hot girl then my shit goes nuts..i figured that made it pretty clear

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    *eeks* he thought you were a 'working boy'. should of logged his tag info and filed harassment charges and solicitation of prostitution.
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    you kno
    when its happening
    your first instict is
    wtf get me the fuck away

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    yeah i've been felt up by chicks a few times. that was all good but when a guy hits on me its time to move on. this was outside the perimeter too. i thought they kept those fruit loops caged in atl with I-285
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    yeah i've been felt up by chicks a few times. that was all good but when a guy hits on me its time to move on. this was outside the perimeter too. i thought they kept those fruit loops caged in atl with I-285
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    Well needless to say I was totally shocked. What kind of person would say that in traffic? I must admit I was kind of flattered, but there was no way I'm letting some dude get near my cash and prizes. When he said it I thought maybe he had someone else in the car with him playing a joke or maybe it was one of those prank TV shows and there was a video camera in focused on me somehow. Wrong this dude was dead serious. So not to be rude I just smiled and said "Nah man I'm good," and quikly got away from him.

    I must say that was some of the funniest shit that has ever happened to me. So naturally I had to call several people on my way home and tell them the funny story.
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    umm
    why is that funny
    its a compliment whether it was from a gay guy or not

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    Damn thats some fucked up shit. NOne the less funny.
    :boobies:

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    SHould have done it...Nobody would know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    SHould have done it...Nobody would know...
    like I said no way would any dude get near my junk.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    SHould have done it...Nobody would know...
    lol
    now thats fucked up

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    shit happened to me a few times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    like I said no way would any dude get near my junk.
    Aww..come on...He didnt ask to fuck you... You would only benefit...BUt you made ur decison...Wait..How do we know you didnt??? Hmmmmm...

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    lol
    now thats fucked up
    Hey you gotta get yours right??

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    SHould have done it...Nobody would know...
    she did the same thing with me, and nobody still knows...oh wait now they do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    she did the same thing with me, and nobody still knows...oh wait now they do.
    Yeah I remember...It was rather small, but u thought I was "deep throating." What ever boosted your ego..

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    as long as I got my nut on.....LOL
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    lol

    and yea you gotta get your own
    which i do
    i just have a few BCs incase that situation arises
    and a few other girls I dont want to be my BCs tryin..

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    as long as I got my nut on.....LOL
    Word! I did too, after you fell asleep though...Damn I love my vibrator!

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    that is why i no longer go to certain shops in the mall (Ie. THe gap, Express and Hot topic) Same situation just a lil diff story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Word! I did too, after you fell asleep though...Damn I love my vibrator!

    hahahaaa..you sure faked it good on me and my little wanker!!!
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    lol
    my last girl told me i was the only guy to ever get her off by fuckin her

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    hahahaaa..you sure faked it good on me and my little wanker!!!
    Yeah i know, even I am impressed with my faking skills...I hid me dying from laughter, from all that tickling, Behind...OOOO OOOO MMmmm Aaaahh OO OO....And in the end...~sigh~

    But yeah. Lets not talk about my disappointment online. K? Dont want your wife to find out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    lol
    my last girl told me i was the only guy to ever get her off by fuckin her
    we'll I have noticed that some girls have to be screwed a certain way to get off while having sex. I knew some girls that could go for hours and never bust a nut, and then when you put that tongue to it, they were done in a few minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    lol
    my last girl told me i was the only guy to ever get her off by fuckin her
    Hmm...I always orgasm, real talk...U cant leave it all to the guy..If u know what u like I think you should be helpful and show him, and if he doesnt learn fuck it do it yourself...

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    lol
    well
    apparently me and her went well when it came to fuckin

    apparently we didn't go together so well outside of the bedroom though

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    But yeah. Lets not talk about my disappointment online. K? Dont want your wife to find out...
    OH damn I forgot...LOL..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani
    lol
    well
    apparently me and her went well when it came to fuckin

    apparently we didn't go together so well outside of the bedroom though
    Lol? U seem startled? Lol...That is how it goes most of the time...Great chemistry in the bedroom very little out of it...That is why you have people u call for "special occasions"
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    It's amazing how many guys have no idea how to get a chick off. Lil tip boys if you weren't born with the talents (like me of course.... LOL) learn all you can from lesbians. There is a reason why a lot of chix are BI
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin
    It's amazing how many guys have no idea how to get a chick off. Lil tip boys if you weren't born with the talents (like me of course.... LOL) learn all you can from lesbians. There is a reason why a lot of chix are BI
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU


    Mmmhmm..

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    lol
    my ex wanted to do lots of foreplay
    i went down on her
    she went nuts
    and jumped on my dick
    so much for foreplay

    and yea we dated 4 months shit got serious after 2 it was suppose to just be a fuck friendship to start

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    so i know u slowed back down and took him up on the offer..how was it LIRL



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