Heh, EMO to me is some bitchy, whiny, high-pitched "band members" (if you'd call them that) who always sing about everyone hating them, life sucks, girlfriend dumped me, being a loser, or going ahead and ending it. Here's my on the matter:

Quit fucking singing it and go ahead and end it. That way I don't get a fucking headache and you can stop singing in your miserable existence you call a life. There's my half-awake late night ramble about emo....