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Originally Posted by hemi
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hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by hemi
"damn I gotta piss"
Okay, the gauge says I'm out, and the dummy light is on. But it's only been on for a couple of miles, I can make it to the next exit, gas will prolly be cheaper...
"oh, I am sorry you dont have another" *puts it in 6th*
got a couple new ones:
"well this is going to hurt"
"that didn't work out well"
"oh sweet merciful crap"
These are some of the things I say to myself
"Damn, I need a bitch like that! Fine and driving a BMW."
"Just one more exit"
"I gotta make this drive one more time"
LOL! I was on hawkins store today and saw someone backing up on canton!! HAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by brads94accord
its prolly been said but im not reading through 5 pages
"Fucking women drivers"
"fuckin hell"
"move bitch"
"stupid cunt"
"dumb bitch"
"motherfucker"
"goddammit"
"hope you find a tree to wrap yourself around"
IM NOT STOPPIN YOU BETTER FUCKING TURN GREEN.
~braces for impact.~ "light turns green" YEEAAH Thats what i thought biatch.
-Someone looking like they're about to pull out-
Don't you do it.
Don't you even think about it.
No, nuh uh, don't do it.
No!
Don't do it!
Don't DO IT.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT!
HA! That's right!
Bitch didn't do it.
A cop cut me off the other day. i was like You mutha fucker, the fuck is your problem ~lays on horn~. Asshole.
Holy f*cking gravediggers Batman. WTF Yousefina?
fuckin Paleontologists up in this bitch, diggin up dinosaur bones
"move out of my way"
"fuck you"
"dumb bitch"
hAHA THIS THREAD IS FUNNY!
MINE IS: "Look at this cocksucker over here"
"Don't even fuckin' try it"
"Aight, its on"
"Look at this fuckin' moron"
"Fuckin' civic drivers"
After getting away without a ticket.
"Wow, that was close"
WTF, MATE?
fucking kangaroos.....
"watch this" is one of my favorites cause u never know whats coming up
+1 :DQuote:
Originally Posted by slowrolla97
"Get off my @ss...get off my @ss...get off my @ss...DOWNSHIFT!"
"check out this fuckin ricer i bet he is on IA"
what the fuck u lookin at.
shake and bake
*what the fuck is he/she doing*
*i hope that cop doesn't follow me*
*fucking A, don't overheat on me again*
*mmmm, look at that milf*
*Stop mean muggin me*
*why the fuck does this mustang GT want to race*
*tits or GTFO*
"i wish he would cut infront of me"
"i swear if he does...son of a BITCH"
"i should brake check his ass"
"...and if i did that shit id get pulled over for it"
"id hit it"