I remember when that officer threatened to have me towed as I was walking out with a Varsity drink in hand. Oh man, I was in tears...

What an interesting conversation that he and I had...

Officer - "You are about to get towed; move your car!"

me - "I will when I get done drinking my drink... As you just watched us exit the Varsity..."

Officer - "I don't care. You need to move! I am towing all of these vehicles."

me - "Well, it wouldn't be nice to tow a paying customer now would it?"

Officer - "I'll have you know that the impound fees are expensive..."

me - "Officer, look at the car. I think that I can afford it..."

Officer - "It will be your word against mine..."

me - "That's fine. Do what you gotta do..."

Officer - "Arg, just move your car..."

Those that were there watched this go down... So fucking funny.