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  1. 10-05-2006, 02:37 PM #1
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    >Female Comebacks!
    >
    >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    >
    >Man: Is this seat empty?
    >Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
    >
    >Man: Your place or mine?
    >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    >
    >Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    >Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    >
    >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    >Woman: Do not enter.
    >
    >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    >Woman: Unfertilized
    >
    >Man: Your body is like a temple.
    >Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
    >
    >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    >Woman: But would you stay there?
    >
    >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
    >
    >Now you have to forward this to at least 3 of your girlfriends or bad luck
    >will follow.
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  2. 10-05-2006, 02:38 PM #2
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    This was a huge thread in the girl's forum......Baby J even rebuked them all.
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  3. 10-05-2006, 02:39 PM #3
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    That's it.....I'm calling in a ROFL strike.

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  4. 10-05-2006, 02:42 PM #4
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    brett with his half jokes again the world is coming to an end ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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  5. 10-05-2006, 02:48 PM #5
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    somebody give brett an asshat, cuz he's making a complete ass out of him self..all these repost are unheard of..



    now..








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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  6. 10-05-2006, 02:58 PM #6
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    DAMN YOU ALL!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE JOKES!!!
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  7. 10-05-2006, 03:00 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    DAMN YOU ALL!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE JOKES!!!
    DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!
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    I HATE YOU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    DAMN YOU ALL!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE JOKES!!!
    great now with that said..




    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  10. 10-05-2006, 04:17 PM #10
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    I believe there is a thread in the girls forum somewhere ...
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  12. 10-05-2006, 04:54 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    DAMN YOU ALL!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE JOKES!!!

    you are the joke
    grand prix.....
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  13. 10-05-2006, 09:54 PM #13
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    another repost? DAMN !
    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.
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