The Rules
Learn them. Live them. Love them.




1. The Cabinet is always right (especially Jon).


2. You have to have been born between 1980 and 1989. (Click here to join the Junior Plastics.)


3. No trashy profiles.


4. Every time you post an "I'm new and/or want to meet new people" topic, you lose a finger.


5. Burgundy sweaters are for shmucks.


6. Acne, obesity, stupidity, bad fashion, bad taste, and ugliness in general are the modern day Plastic equivalent to leprosy.


7. No wife beaters.


8. No naked or semi-naked pics unless you are insanely attractive.


9. No cunts.


10. No "Add me," "Am I hot?," "Join this group," etc. topics... Jon will cut off your hands.


11. Do not mess with members above your rank.


12. No excessive use of hearts.


13. We wear pink on Wednesdays. Obviously.


14. No posers.


15. You must have a pic of yourself.


16. Look in the mirror every five minutes. (More if necessary).


17. No biting your nails.


18. Only the Cabinet can enforce the rules.


19. No wearing the same thing twice.


20. You must have the banner in your profile. Jon didn't make it for nothing.


21. No games.


22. No signing your posts.


23. NO VATOS.


24. No one should ever use online language unless it's the cool ones like WTF and OMG.


25. You don't laugh at your own jokes.


26. Lead, follow, or get out of the way.


27. No anime faces, Jer.


28. Plastics don't poop or fart.


29. No bad grammar or misspelled words. Go back to school.


30. Don't Joel out on us.


31. No talking about vaginas!


32. Talking about money is for boring people like businessmen and accountants.


33. Straight guys can't be trusted.


34. Brittany will refrain from inducing epileptic seizures.


35. Puns are the death of wit.


36. No ending posts with the word "peace."


37. If you can't act at least your age, you can't post here.


38. Don't censor yourself. You really don't need to do that.


39. No one can wear hoop earrings but Michael. They're his thing.


40. We always hate people as a group.


41. No whining.


42. No preaching. This isn't Sunday school.


43. Our rules supercede those of the outside world.


44. Do not question these rules.





Rules are subject to change without notice.