Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
hey jiiiive toorky, I's ments dat I's goun fo da day. or fo da nite, wicheva you pruhfu.

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shawty lisin...lisin shawty wut I sed wuz dat I wuz finna lawg owf fadanite. cu uh, I wuz leevn my job at fi o clok.

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yo son, first of all, Ion uprresheeate you tryna front me out yo. why you gotta be bringin up shit thats obviously mad old yo. on my life yo, thats how nigghuz be getting murked B. buss ya whole shit up son, yo word life kid, I'm bout to black on this kid yo...woooord up

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I was only saying that I'd be logged off for the rest of the night, I dont usually post while I'm home. So...yeah. Would you like some cheese?

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Yo, cuzz. I'm bout ta ride out on this muh fucca til dawn, homeboy.

Later, QD.