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    Default Oh god....I came across this joke.

    A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.

    The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball! GET OUT NOW!" so the man picks up the monkey and leaves.

    Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it.

    The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?"

    The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"

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    lol (<~~ that was a happy bday laugh )

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    Quote Originally Posted by b18tegraabe
    the monkey just made sure that it wouldnt be too bad when he poo'd the peanut, cuz when he poo'd the 8ball...it was rough



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    the monkey just made sure that it wouldnt be too bad when he poo'd the peanut, cuz when he poo'd the 8ball...it was rough

    i know, i was just thinking about how dumb that joke was..

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