Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
Two military men are in a restroom. A Marine and an Airman.
The two remain silent while relieving themselves, when the Airman finishes and turns to leave.
The Marine looks over his shoulder as the Airman is walking out the door and says,
"You know, the Marine's taught me to wash my hands after using the restroom."
The Airman nods his head and replies,
"Yeah well, the Air Force taught me not to piss on mine."
Airforce FTW!!!