well, who is it??
if you chose other.. why?
http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/index.jhtml
Eddie Murphy/Charlie Murphy
Jerry Seinfeld
Robin Williams
Dave Chapelle
Bill Cosby
Cedric the Entertainer
Steve Harvey
Chris Rock
Kat Williams
Dane Cook
Carlos Mencia
Jay Leno
Kathy Griffin
Jon Stewart
Larry the Cable Guy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jim Breuer
Bruce Bruce
Drew Carey
Jamie Foxx
Eddie Griffin
DL Hughley
Jimmy Kimmel
Martin Lawrence
Cheech Marin
Ron White
Your Favorite Comedian..
well, who is it??
if you chose other.. why?
http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/index.jhtml
Last edited by ORGANIZATIONXIII; 09-28-2006 at 12:41 AM.
twoONEoh
where is the poll?Originally Posted by ORGANIZATIONXIII
david chappell FTW
other then that i am getting into fresh prince again and i think will smith is fucking funny as hell
240atlanta.com
Jim Carrey
Mitch Hedberg ftw.
zach galifianakis or however you spell his fuckin name
if anyone wants to go see him and patton oswalt let me know
Val for President
hahaaah ^^
I was trying to add the poll when everyone started posting up..
I didn't get to add multiple ppl to vote for..
twoONEoh
jesus christ, larry the cable guy isnt even fuckin funny
Val for President
plus I could only do 25... grr
twoONEoh
what? I think he's funny as hail...
twoONEoh
what? git-r-dun? lame
Val for President
I think he's funny..... that hick mentality.... and most of the time I can't understand what the fuck he's saying..
twoONEoh
Word
i think its lame but thats me
Val for President
God damn.
Mitch Hedberg is funnier then everyone on that list combined.
I agree with 2 of the previuos members. Mitch Hedberg is by far my favorite comedian, I was listening to Mitch All Together today in the car. Also Zach Galifinakas guy is hilarious, that stand up with the piano was so great. I also like Lewis Black alot, and I voted for Dave Chappelle out of the choices, because he is really good and the best choice out of those.
I can't stand the redneck humor like larry the cable guy, and I hate Carlos Mencia soooo much. He is the worst.
This is very true.
Too bad he died
I voted Dane Cook, because like godfather said Lewis Black also not up there.
People who only know comedians who are on TV don't know the really funny shit.
dammit, I've never heard of any of those guys..
twoONEoh
piano was fuckin awesome lol
Val for President
That was so funny, I cracked up everytime I saw it. You know where else I can find some of his stuff or does he have any CDs?
yeah, I gotta see/hear this guy.. either on tape/dvd something
twoONEoh
God damn.
Go download Mitch Hedberg ASAP. Or just go buy his shit. His shit is fucking hilarious.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If regular Dr. Pepper tastes like Diet Dr. Pepper, someone fucked up.
^^^ LIRL
is he more of a punch line comedian?
twoONEoh
HAHAHAAHHAHAH
i dunno i need to find out
but i am gonna go see him soon with patton oswalt
Val for President
I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry." So it died.
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know? I'm like, "Hey, wait, come back. Let me hold one of you... and feed you a leaf."
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing goin'. I used to draw you." (Stares at hand.) Man, if you were missing a couple of fingers, you drew one messed-up turkey. You'd be like, "That turkey's been in an accident."
When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Busch, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish... the Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Busch, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufresnes.
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cuz dude didn't even get his degree. Why did you have to drop out of school and start making pop so soon?
dave chapelle
and im kinda upset chris tucker and charlie murhpy didnt make the list....there hilarious
You know, people think I'm into sports just because I'm a man. I'm not into sports. I mean, I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I'm thirsty for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean "No"?
I played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got a hole-in-one ... but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "fore," but I was too busy mumbling, "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him." I hit a guy in one. What's par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole.
I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this 'something tree'," so they had a meeting. It was quite short. "How about 'Tree.'" "No." "'DoubleTree'?" "Hell YEAH! Meeting adjourned!" "I had my heart set on 'QuadrupleTree.' We were almost there!"
I bought a house. It's a 2 bedroom house. But I think it's up to me how many bedrooms there are. Don't you? Fuck you, real estate lady, this bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom's over in that guy's house. Sir, you've got one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it!
I have a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one ever needed to sleep over, I guess he'd be comfortable. "Oh, you're a king, you say? Wait until you see what I have in store for you! It is to your exact specifications...I did not know you guys were all the same size. I think I can set your lady up too!" When I was a kid, I laid awake in my twin-sized bed wonderin' where my brother was...
AHAHHAHAHAH he was hilariuos.
Chris Tucker is funny as hell
I also like Daniel Tosh.
And WTF Bob Saget isn't on there?
Bob Saget
jim carrey chirs tucker
Yea Bob Saget...
If you haven't heard his shit you've missed out.
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