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  1. 09-26-2006, 07:45 AM #1
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    An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

    The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

    "What did he say? What's he want?"

    His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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    damn this shit sucks lol
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    -whatever brett's age is/10
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  7. 09-26-2006, 08:30 AM #7
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    ~leaves~ lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    -whatever brett's age is/10
    x1000



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  10. 09-26-2006, 04:16 PM #10
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    lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless
    An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

    The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

    "What did he say? What's he want?"

    His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
    I thought you said it was a joke and not a story from your last trip to the doctor's office...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    I thought you said it was a joke and not a story from your last trip to the doctor's office...
    o snap..he brought in leisa..and leisa just told me her booty was clean..lyin



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    Brett and his repost old jokes what a lamer ..
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    so Brett whens the wake i found a perfect tux for you when you get buried ..
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    i think its on the 29th from what i heard



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Brett needs to get a flex capcitor and install it in his car so he can go back to the 1500s and read up on all the jokes before he startes posting this shit ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveO
    a flex capcitor

    DOC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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  18. 09-26-2006, 05:36 PM #18
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    Brett hurry your future is looking bad ..































































































































































































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    o no brett u missed the lightning strike



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    Brett hurry up your gunna miss the train ..
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    what are u talking bout brett is in a train right now LIRL



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    Brett tried getting it to fly but it didnt work maybe next time Brett ..
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    then Brett went to Japan and got it working using the Japanese technology ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveO


    Brett tried getting it to fly but it didnt work maybe next time Brett ..

    if his old arse woulda remembered it didnt work last time..stupid old man thought he perfected his craft



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    harr harr that was purdy funny!!!!
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    i wonder what brett will say hes prolly sleeping now anyway its almost his bedtime ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveO


    Brett tried getting it to fly but it didnt work maybe next time Brett ..
    ahhh man wtf how did a train get right there
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    LOL ..
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