Best lies

[babygurl]

HAHA I have used the "its a good size one a few times" (one for a member on this site) HAHAHA

hmmm got out of a few speeding tickets...I was doing 75 in a 55...the cop asked me why I was in such a hurry...Told him I was bleeding, and it was all over my pants, and undies...he just kidn of grinned and handed back my insurance card, and license, and said have a nice night!

Also, Win got pulled over for speeding one time, and the cops asked him "Son, is there anything in the car I need to know about?

win replied with "Just the dead body in the trunk"

Cop was like "you fuckign with me right,??"

Win replied "NO"

Cop went to go look in thr trunk, nothing there. So he let him go with a warning!