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  1. 07-07-2006, 12:07 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    lol good thread... people strive to impress. i guess they can't be comfortable enough in their hollow shells to just be themselves.

    speaking of status... i heard a study that 30% of cell phone users purposely talk in public to look important or act like they are talking even though they aren't on the phone. lol thats funny.

    i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc...

    i did that before, i'd see someone i kdont wann talk to, i pick up the phone and call my voicemail and make it seem like im too busy to talk to them Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    lol good thread... people strive to impress. i guess they can't be comfortable enough in their hollow shells to just be themselves.

    speaking of status... i heard a study that 30% of cell phone users purposely talk in public to look important or act like they are talking even though they aren't on the phone. lol thats funny.

    i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc... :lmao:


    men can be just as bad... "oh baby you give the best head", oh baby I love you, baby baby baby baby....wtf ??????
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    hm.. i lied that i had skin cancer... n of course no one believed me lol

    oh n i also lied about cumming to one of my ex's from back den.. n well... he never made me cum once XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    hm.. i lied that i had skin cancer... n of course no one believed me lol

    if it mames you feel better, i believe you

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE
    Baby it is..or should I say was...ARE WE THROUGH BECAUSE OF THIS?!?!?!

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    yea i was looking for sum fake sympathy.. but i smile too much when i lie XD
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    dead thread re-lives .. woo hoo !!!

    everyone lies ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys
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    Wow...this thread just made a U-turn
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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys
    I'm willing to bet if you used the word "then" instead of "den" you could get off more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    i tend to "fake cum" a lot.... which is the reason i'm considering full blown lesbianess... girls can turn me on a lot faster den guys
    Maybe you're just not with the right guy...I've had plenty of guys (and I mean plenty) that couldn't make me cum, but Chuck I can just look at him and damn...
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    YEAH.....SO NWS, THANKS AZNGURL

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    well.. only 1 guy has worked for me, the rest were failures. I also lie about being married to guys I don't want to date or guys that I don't want to get back with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    well.. only 1 guy has worked for me, the rest were failures. I also lie about being married to guys I don't want to date or guys that I don't want to get back with.

    Asian guys huh.....

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  15. 07-07-2006, 12:19 PM #55
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    >.> yea
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    theres your problem

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    I have only been with one asian, and he had the smallest hoo hoo I have ever seen...Haha I just said hoo hoo
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    LIRL, im half korean and half black....luckily i caught the black gene pool for my "hoo hoo" LIRL

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    You just said hoo hoo....that's the word of the day now;.
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    aint nothing wrong with asian guys ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by swtgapeach421
    You just said hoo hoo....that's the word of the day now;.

    indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    aint nothing wrong with asian guys ..

    ya'll just got a bad rep mayne

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    ya'll just got a bad rep mayne
    please explain cause girls are satisfied with me ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    luckily i caught the black gene pool for my "hoo hoo" LIRL
    AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

    THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

    THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!

    i got zinged

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

    i got zinged
    * passes O E *

    its ok B ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    AND THERE WE HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

    THE BEST LIE IN THIS THREAD!
    hehe

    I think hoo hoo's vary with height and being that most asian guys r short in height.. there we go.. I'm pretti short too so I'm ok with it =)
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    hmmmm ok

    im 6'0

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    I refuse to read thru, considering that I am at work but did anybody write "I am a virgin?" Hee hee...Works everytime with me...

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    naaah, i dont think so

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    Best lie ever:
    http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=9237

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    hehe

    I think hoo hoo's vary with height and being that most asian guys r short in height.. there we go.. I'm pretti short too so I'm ok with it =)
    that is a complete myth.... trust me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    Best lie ever:
    http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=9237

    second zing in this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    that is a complete myth.... trust me...
    what would u say is a good indicator then?
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    I dont think there is really a good indicator.... I mean Im 4ft 8 and my exhusband was 6ft 3 and his was an ok size.. but I have been with really tall guys who have been tiny.. I mean Brett is only 5"8 and he is pretty well set.. the biggest I have had .. so really it varies
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    HAHA I have used the "its a good size one a few times" (one for a member on this site) HAHAHA

    hmmm got out of a few speeding tickets...I was doing 75 in a 55...the cop asked me why I was in such a hurry...Told him I was bleeding, and it was all over my pants, and undies...he just kidn of grinned and handed back my insurance card, and license, and said have a nice night!

    Also, Win got pulled over for speeding one time, and the cops asked him "Son, is there anything in the car I need to know about?

    win replied with "Just the dead body in the trunk"

    Cop was like "you fuckign with me right,??"

    Win replied "NO"

    Cop went to go look in thr trunk, nothing there. So he let him go with a warning!
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    grand prix.....
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    I am so excited that everyone is using my word!! Yay!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swtgapeach421
    I am so excited that everyone is using my word!! Yay!!!!

    what word is that?
    grand prix.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    I dont think there is really a good indicator.... I mean Im 4ft 8 and my exhusband was 6ft 3 and his was an ok size.. but I have been with really tall guys who have been tiny.. I mean Brett is only 5"8 and he is pretty well set.. the biggest I have had .. so really it varies

    thanks for throwin dat out Leisa, i didn't need to know of his hoo hoo, the way my mind thinks, i believe im the only one with one

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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    what word is that?

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