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  1. 09-20-2006, 03:32 PM #1
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    Default GREAT JOKE!!!

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.

    He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.


    And, next to them, a single red rose!

    Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.


    Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.


    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love You !!"



    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.


    His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"



    "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."


    "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!".


    Broken table - $585.26
    Hot breakfast - $ 42.20
    Red rose bud - $ 3.50
    Two aspirins - $ 5.00

    Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless!

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  2. 09-20-2006, 03:36 PM #2
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    LIRL that is off the chain..gotta remember that



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  3. 09-20-2006, 03:36 PM #3
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    OLD JOKE QD!!! AHAHAHAHHAH But funny though.
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    RRRRRRRRReally funny joke
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  5. 09-20-2006, 03:39 PM #5
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    lirl. Good find.



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    ..did someone say repost...

    /failure

    *runs*



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  7. 09-20-2006, 03:41 PM #7
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    Repost Mr. QD,
    GOOOOOOOO SOCA WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    OOOOOHHH, hmm thats a good one. classic
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodgeŽ again.
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  10. 09-20-2006, 03:48 PM #10
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    Some of ya'll need to step back off these nuts. If you wanna repost shit, repost these mutha fuckin nuts in your goddamn mouths. To those that are straight...HAIL YEAH!!! Lolol. Later, QD.
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  11. 09-20-2006, 03:50 PM #11
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    LIRL !!! good one
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    Hell yeah good joke!
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    hahahahaahhahahahahahaha ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Some of ya'll need to step back off these nuts. If you wanna repost shit, repost these mutha fuckin nuts in your goddamn mouths. To those that are straight...HAIL YEAH!!! Lolol. Later, QD.

    Post these muhfukkin nuts in ya mouth BYACTH! lol

    Man, that west coast is coming out of you. You have to tone it down for'em, you're gonna scur someone.
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    ^^^ Lolol. Hail yea. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Some of ya'll need to step back off these nuts. If you wanna repost shit, repost these mutha fuckin nuts in your goddamn mouths. To those that are straight...HAIL YEAH!!! Lolol. Later, QD.
    quickdodge and brett the new reigning repost kings..

    *sees neg rep thrown, runs*



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Some of ya'll need to step back off these nuts. If you wanna repost shit, repost these mutha fuckin nuts in your goddamn mouths. To those that are straight...HAIL YEAH!!! Lolol. Later, QD.
    Do not get mad b/c your joke was old as brett
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRINI4LIFE
    Do not get mad b/c your joke was old as brett
    That's still qualifies as new to me seeing as how I'm older than Brett. Later, QD.
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    funnay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    That's still qualifies as new to me seeing as how I'm older than Brett. Later, QD.
    aww man now i feel worse..i got beat by an oldtimer in the freestyle battle



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