Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
Plan B. Shoot waterbaloons at him full of KY or some other lube. Even if the shot doesn't knock him off, I guarantee you he'll slip eventually heh.
That was my original plan, but I was thinking baby oil. Due to the fact that this would be done in the darkness of night, I think flamage is a must. Which brings me to this thought/question...what's highly slippery and flamable? I'm drawing a blank, but what ever that substance is would be an ideal substitue for gasoline.