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    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
    >partially buried in the sand.
    >
    > >He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
    >
    > >Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
    >wishes.
    >
    > >The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
    >
    > >The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom in a mansion
    > >surrounded
    >by
    >50 beautiful women. he makes love to all of them and begins to explore
    >the house.
    >
    > >Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and
    > >the
    >floor is amass with $100 bills.
    >
    > >Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there
    > >are
    >two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
    >
    > >They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
    > >and
    >hang him by the neck until he's dead.
    >
    > > As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods: it's the
    > > two
    >blonde genies.
    >
    > >One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first
    > >wish
    >having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I
    >can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire... but why he
    >wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!
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    Hahahaha Own3d!

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    OLD Joke!


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    Talking

    Well its new to me...lol
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    lol...But it still a goody*

    Theres another "black joke" that really isnt racist but its true and funny..

    "How does every black joke start?"
    -(look over shoulder to check if see any are around) and thats it no words jus the action of doin that..


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    that is funny as shiat!!!!hahahahahahahahaahhaahaa
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    lol
    :boobies:

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    LMFAO...That's great.
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    haha that is great brett!
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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    f lol

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    I thought it was quite funny myself
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    How about this:

    Black dude finds a genie lamp. He decides to go ahead and rub it and out pops the genie giving the dude 3 his three wishes.

    Black dude says, "I wanna be white, uptight, and outta sight."

    So the genie turned him into a tampon.

    Later, QD.
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    lol..

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