Priest at customs
> 'Try not to lie, but if you do, do it as well as this priest.".........
>>
>> A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
>> Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks" Excuse
>> me
>> father, may I ask a favor of you?"
>>
>> "Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies.
>>
>> "Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated
>> electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well
>> over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it
>> from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your
>> robes?"
>>
>> "I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever
>> able
>> to lie..."
>>
>> "You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any
>> questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover.
>>
>> After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father's
>> turn
>> in line.
>>
>> "Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Custom's officer.
>>
>> "From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son."
>>
>> Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to
>> ask,
>> "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?"
>>
>> The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined to be
>> used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."
>>
>> Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through
>> father."
>>
>> "Next!"
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Originally Posted by Rican219
