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[quickdodge®]

It came back as having been owned by 3 midgets in Spokane, WA after it was originally bought in the Northwest Territories by an eskimo named Sasquatch. It was traded there for six apples and an igloo to a traveler and collector of dish washing detergents from the Seattle area. From there, the car was sent to a sleddog auction house where it was mistakenly sold as a sleddog to an old lady in Spokane. She, in turn, gave it to her son, Allen H. Screwdriver, a midget mute who now lives in it with his 2 other rommates over on 4th St and Carver Ave. Later, QD.

[aaronfelipe]

It came back as having been owned by 3 midgets in Spokane, WA after it was originally bought in the Northwest Territories by an eskimo named Sasquatch. It was traded there for six apples and an igloo to a traveler and collector of dish washing detergents from the Seattle area. From there, the car was sent to a sleddog auction house where it was mistakenly sold as a sleddog to an old lady in Spokane. She, in turn, gave it to her son, Allen H. Screwdriver, a midget mute who now lives in it with his 2 other rommates over on 4th St and Carver Ave. Later, QD.

God damn, you are so accurate!