even better!! drunk white midwesterners!Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
they are. i love to see a drunk white guy....FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!!!
drunk white dude: "hey wussup buddy?! that's a long goatee you got there! that a brothas version of a french tickler?!" ~idiotic laughter~
me: " if i choose to use it that way, gotta be prepared!" ~looks around annoyed~
drunk white dude: "hey! where you from? you dont sound like, southern?"
me: "illinois"
drunk white dude " HEY BROTHER! I'M FROM CINCINNATI OHIO!!"
~sensing charity coming~
me: " REALLY?! I HAVE FAMILY THERE!!"
~white dude now feeling like he has a friend~
drunk white dude: "HEY THAT'S GREAT!! WHAT YOU DRINKING MAN!!? LETS DRINK TO OHIO!!"
~TRAP IS SPRUNG~
ME: "WHATEVER MAN! LETS DRINK TO THE MIDWEST!!"
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