Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
Chick: "I love you."
me: "I know, now wheres my money."
Chick:"I...I really love you."
me: "Are you trying to say you don't have my money?"
Chick: "No...I'm trying--"
me: "Ok where is it then?"
Chick: "I don't-"
(interrupted by across-the-shoulder-backhanded-pimp-slap)
Me: "Next time I won't be so forgiving..."
*Walks away*