Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
As a thick chick (not in the fat category), I will say this...

Thick chicks give the best head. I don't think it's cause they have to, either.

Now, on the other hand:

Fat chicks don't give good head. I have a "Life in the Fat Lane" pr0n that proves that fact. So, if he looks like he's standing in front of a loveseat, she's too big.
Bullshit.

Mary Magdalene was thick. She couldn't work a dick if her life depended on it..and it did.