> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
> Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
> Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
> Caller: No
> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
> breathing?
> Caller: Running from the Police.


LMAO ^^^ The best one