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  1. 09-07-2006, 03:58 PM #1
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    Default HOW TO BE AN INTERNET THUG...repost for the noobs...

    This is something that I have figured out during my career on the Net:

    Q-DIZZLE'S "HOW TO BE AN INTERNET GANGSTER"

    You get home and log on to the computer to check your E-mails. As you are doing this, you sign on to your favorite message forum site. It's about this time you notice a negative reply towards you in one of your earlier posts. What do you do? How do you react? Do you just ignore it and move on to the next, thinking you have better things to do than sit and argue with some on the Internet? HELL NO you don't. You need to put this sucka in check and make him learn to respect you. And here is how you do this:

    1. First thing you do is discredit his sexuality by calling the person gay. Even if the person is married and has several children, he is still gay. This automatically sets the tone for the upcoming online battle. You have said, in this step, that you WILL NOT STAND for this shit.

    2. Next you will make unwarranted comments about the person's car. Even if it is a 20 time NOPI or HIN BOS winner, it is still the "ugliest car evar" and you would "never be caught riding in that car." You are working on crushing his whole pysche by now.

    STEP 3 IS IMPORTANT...PAY ATTENTION

    3. You've made it this far. Don't let the apology slow you down now. Now's the time for the "I'll kick your ass" posts. You'll go through a sreies of these posts thus resulting in a "let's meet at the local theater" post to which no one will ever show up. In this stage of the fight, you will start making sexual comments towards the signaificant other. Comments such as "that's not what your wife said to me last night" or "tell your Mom to fix me some breakfast next time" are crowd favorites that will really set the other person in a fire.

    Always remember, although this is the Internet, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. TAKE HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LET ANYONE E-BULLY YOU AROUND.

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    lol you forgot....if you make a lame ass thread, and don't coherently speak English, be sure to INSTANTLY start with the gay jokes, don't even check who your arguing with. Just go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch®
    This is something that I have figured out during my career on the Net:

    Q-DIZZLE'S "HOW TO BE AN INTERNET GANGSTER"

    You get home and log on to the computer to check your E-mails. As you are doing this, you sign on to your favorite message forum site. It's about this time you notice a negative reply towards you in one of your earlier posts. What do you do? How do you react? Do you just ignore it and move on to the next, thinking you have better things to do than sit and argue with some on the Internet? HELL NO you don't. You need to put this sucka in check and make him learn to respect you. And here is how you do this:

    1. First thing you do is discredit his sexuality by calling the person gay. Even if the person is married and has several children, he is still gay. This automatically sets the tone for the upcoming online battle. You have said, in this step, that you WILL NOT STAND for this shit.

    2. Next you will make unwarranted comments about the person's car. Even if it is a 20 time NOPI or HIN BOS winner, it is still the "ugliest car evar" and you would "never be caught riding in that car." You are working on crushing his whole pysche by now.

    STEP 3 IS IMPORTANT...PAY ATTENTION

    3. You've made it this far. Don't let the apology slow you down now. Now's the time for the "I'll kick your ass" posts. You'll go through a sreies of these posts thus resulting in a "let's meet at the local theater" post to which no one will ever show up. In this stage of the fight, you will start making sexual comments towards the signaificant other. Comments such as "that's not what your wife said to me last night" or "tell your Mom to fix me some breakfast next time" are crowd favorites that will really set the other person in a fire.

    Always remember, although this is the Internet, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. TAKE HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LET ANYONE E-BULLY YOU AROUND.

    Later, QD.

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    what made you post this? bitch
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    {pulls out pen and pad, then takes note}
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    LIRL, can i take a class for e-thuggin please



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    {pulls up a chair next to phatboislim}
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    Q you forgot

    THIS AINT A GAME, BUT A WAY OF LIFE, SUCKA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    Q you forgot

    THIS AINT A GAME, BUT A WAY OF LIFE, SUCKA
    LIRL



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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    {pulls up a chair next to phatboislim}
    *what up nigga*



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    Q you forgot

    THIS AINT A GAME, BUT A WAY OF LIFE, SUCKA
    HEY!






    If you're in this "game," then you already know that it's a way of life. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch®
    HEY!






    If you're in this "game," then you already know that it's a way of life. Later, QD.
    of course its a way of life, but these people dont know
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    *what up nigga*
    {daps up my nigga} *Nothing much just chillin, I bout to bounce after I ask to go to the bathroom* .....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    of course its a way of life, but these people dont know
    looks like WHOO LUDE got put back in his place by the teacher LIRL



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    looks like WHOO LUDE got put back in his place by the teacher LIRL
    You fucked up. Didn't you just read the rules? I didn't see fag or gay in that entire post.
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    Your still gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    {daps up my nigga} *Nothing much just chillin, I bout to bounce after I ask to go to the bathroom* .....lol
    *nerd nigga* man you aint gona learn how to be a e-thug if you leave man..you gota learn everything there is to know



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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    You fucked up. Didn't you just read the rules? I didn't see fag or gay in that entire post.

    dangit man, i failed my first pop quiz lemme try again



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    That's it? You aren't going anywhere with this? Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    of course its a way of life, but these people dont know
    looks like the FAGWHOO LUDE got put in his place






























    how was that



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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    {daps up my nigga} *Nothing much just chillin, I bout to bounce after I ask to go to the bathroom* .....lol
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    looks like the FAGWHOO LUDE got put in his place





    how was that
    you think your special little bud?
    your truck is about as cool as a bag of dicks
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    looks like the FAGWHOO LUDE got put in his place






























    how was that
    Better. But could use some work
    How about this: Looks like that gay ass nigga WHOO LUDE got put back into his muthafuckin place by the teacher. FAG!!!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    I like the old school low-ridin P/Us. Later, QD.
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    Sweet.

    I'm an e-thug!

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    E-Thuggin Is My Way Of Life!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    you think your special little bud?
    your truck is about as cool as a bag of dicks
    Hell yeah here we go.

    Hey hulud fuck you fag thats my friend why you talking about him like that? Your mom is a lesbian! You wanna meet up or are you too pussy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues
    Better. But could use some work
    How about this: Looks like that gay ass nigga WHOO LUDE got put back into his muthafuckin place by the teacher. FAG!!!
    thanks..

    Hey QD how does an e-thug get to pick up an e-girl?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    you think your special little bud?
    your truck is about as cool as a bag of dicks


    ^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    thanks..

    Hey QD how does an e-thug get to pick up an e-girl?
    Woah homey pay attention I just entered step 3 on your behalf, you need to back me up with some more shit talking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Hell yeah here we go.

    Hey hulud fuck you fag thats my friend why you talking about him like that? Your mom is a lesbian! You wanna meet up or are you too pussy?
    thats right cuz WHOO LUDES A FAGGGG



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    Like the fag who posted this thread said.... Talk Shit Face To Face
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    E-Thuggin 101 with IA's favorite professor, Dr. QD !
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    Quote Originally Posted by VTECin5th
    Hulud will kill your ass

    Holy Dick Rider Batman!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Woah homey pay attention I just entered step 3 on your behalf, you need to back me up with some more shit talking.
    my bad..umm





    hold up i have to read the rules again, ima slow learner



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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Hell yeah here we go.

    Hey hulud fuck you fag thats my friend why you talking about him like that? Your mom is a lesbian! You wanna meet up or are you too pussy?
    the fuck you talkin about avalon boy?

    you shouldnt even be allowed on a car site with the toy you drive
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    Quote Originally Posted by VTECin5th
    Hulud will kill your ass
    nuh uhhh...not when pete pistol whips that nigga



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