So we're chillin' at BP lastnight. It's getting kinda late...toward the 2am hour and we are all minding our own business.
Well......
You typical "my mustang is better then any car over there" kinda guy.How do i know? He came over from BP revvin and giving everyone the Ugly Mug stare with the one hand on tthe wheel while flexing the arm driving style. So dumbass starts turning out of the parking lot making a left on the Venture Dr (goes out to Pleasant Hill), and i say among the people im standing with "go ahead buddy, nail that curb".
Fuckin-A.. what does he do??? He kicks the car out and a awsome display of stock Mustang GT power with flowmasters and the car catches from snap oversteer and immidatly slams into the rock wall bordering the right side of the road. We all hear d this enormous "BOOM!!" from the air bags deploying.![]()
So we all go running over laughing our asses off to see the damage. DAMN!! The WHOLE FRONT END was FUCKED!!! the bumper,headlight (one fell off) and hood were all flat!! The radiator was busted and spewing everywhere, the front bumper cover was hanging on by one fastener and there was glass everywhere!!!! I guess the airbags stunned the guys in the car because they were still for a second. The car hit the wall hard enough that it spun the back 180* and were facing the road. Then the guy in the passenger seat jumps out and runs across Pleasant Hill...barefoot! The driver gets the car turned around and takes off and turns on Pleasant Hill...then into McDonalds and parks it.
Turns out the guy driving was drunk and the owner was IN THE BACK SEAT!! He was quite drunk too. He got on the phone and was half crying and pitching a fit screaming "My car is fucking totaled.... i have fucking $60,000 in this fucking car and its fucking totaled".... soon followed my "ok mom, i love you."
Turns out they were all drunk, and the driver was your typical Abercrombie and Prick moron.. with a lay around his neck,and collar flipped up. One of the guys...the one who ran, came back and told us all to leave so we wouldnt make a scene and so the cops didnt show up...well they did lol![]()
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One cop came over to us at BP and was like "Who was a witness?" and we were all like "That shit was funny as hell!"... even the cop was lauging about the accident. We asked if the guy was drunk and he was like "ooooooohhh yeah!".
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