Anybody got something funny to share with me? I could really use it.
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I just wasted half my morning on my paycheck. I get paid once a month (so on time is pretty fcuking important).
*And I woke up early this morning- my stupid cell phone was dead so the alarm didn't go off. - it was 7:30am ugh Don't most people sleep in when the alram doens't go off???? But I was up- so I got up, took my dogy outside and dropped off my rent check. My dog's sh!tting all over the place outside- I think he's got a really bad tummy ache.*
So the good stuff- the paycheck stuff. Essientally- when I went to check my bank account, there was no directly deposited paycheck.
I called my boss to tell him- he said we'll take care of it.
His stupid wife couldnt' get shit done- asked me what my address is, and then told me I would have to talk to the payroll company (what an idoit!)
I talked to one of the girls there- she wanted to bring the check by my house- "that's fine" I said- but you'll need to drop it off before 11:30 b/c I'm going out of town. We agreed to this.
She called me back later and said they could just drive it to my bank and deposit it for me- instead of driving 1 and half hours (makes sense to me).
In the mean time my rent check is sitting at the leasing office and I don't want it to bounce. So I call them. The girl (she picked up 2 hours after they opened) said everything from this morning has already been taken to the bank! FucK!!!
My bank was the next to get a call from me- they said the payroll check is pending but they won't debit the account before they credit it (all banks do this I learned).
So then my boss calls me b/c he's out of his meetings to tell me that I was giving everyone a hard time and why wasn't I a better team player.
DUDE- IF YOU MESS WITH MY MONEY I'M GOING TO BE A BIG BIG BIG BITCH. I'm going out of town today- and I don't want to deal with fucking Atlanta traffic tonight FUCK OFF! He even went on to say that my personal life as making it difficult for the payroll company that they were trying to be accomidating. FUCKING ACCOMIDATING WOULD BE GETTING ME MY MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT THE FIRST TIME! I'm not going to accomidate anyone when they fuck with my money!!!!
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