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    Default 2 Woman In Heaven

    > >>> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    > >>> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    > >>> 1st woman: I Froze to Death.

    > >>> 2nd woman: How Horrible!

    > >>> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    > >>> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

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    > >>> 1st woman: So, what happened?

    > >>> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

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    > >>> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    lol

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    that was actually pretty good...
    i like

    Later,

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    whats with all the REPOSTS lately?
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    that wasnt funny...wheres the punch line..lamest joke poster 3v4r
    LIRL



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    I thought it was pretty good. lol

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    Loll
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    i don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    i don't get it.
    * PULLS HAIR *
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    you really dont get it..or are you adding a punch line to the joke??



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    you really dont get it..or are you adding a punch line to the joke??
    no man, i really dont think she gets it...shes dee LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeeJay
    no man, i really dont think she gets it...shes dee LOL
    shuddup timmy. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Dee do I we need to break the joke down for ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Brett~
    Dee do I we need to break the joke down for ya?
    man first reposted jokes and now you cant talk



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    OH I GET IT NOW! HAHHAHA SORRY I HAD TO READ IT AGAIN. LOL

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    LOL

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    by george i think she's got it..give her some candy..o nvm shes not your type shes legal LIRL



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    STOP POSTING BRETT ..

    * RUNS *
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    LIRL!!! Pretty damn funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveO
    STOP POSTING BRETT ..
    somebody has to hold his civic ransom for that to happen



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveO
    STOP POSTING BRETT ..

    * RUNS *
    or maybe you should call up pete to put a stop to this



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    hah thats funny
    05 STi

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    LOL good one

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    BRETT YOU DONT WANT PETE TO GET ALL WILD OUT IN HUR !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    LIRL yea he's on now too..so u better stop postin, before he gangsta grills u..dj pete style



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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