I Like this one better !!!
Harry Houdini
A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl doggie-style and is about ready to blow his load. He spits on the girl's back so that she'll think he's done. She turns around, never suspecting that the guy has his loaded piece ready to go. The guy then spunks right in the girl's eyes and he disappears quicker than Harry Houdini.
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LOL!!! OH hell naw!!! *I gotta try that shit*Originally Posted by Rican219
thats funny ass shit!
did this one last night.... nutted on her leg and steering wheel.... so when she got on the road she felt it and called... i told her it Armor All®
but here's a question. whats funnier?
skeeting with the load landing on the back of the neck? staying there.
or
skeeting real fast past the right side of the nec,k slightly grazing it and landing on something else?
I've heard that one, but it was called the "Spiderman". Pretty much the same thing, but when you throw you stuff in her face, you yell "Spiderman!"
its kinda like the spiderman.... but with the spiderman you cum in your hand and when she turns to look at you you fling it in her face like POW!!!
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