Quote Originally Posted by Princess12
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
1. No he's not. He just went home.
2. Wasn't he Middle Eastern?
3. Sad but true.
4. I eat my pets.
5. Skinny > Thick. That's for d*mn sure.
6. TJ was a pimp and Ben Franklin was too.
7. Can he still ride in the buggy at the store?
8. The Jackson 5? Who the hell would want to be compared to that?
9. TRUE
10. See #9