Yea thats right.

  • I'm that guy who drinks the last coke from the 12 pack, but leaves the box in the fridge.
  • I'm that guy who drinks the rest of the milk but leaves the box still there.
  • I'm that guy who eats 8 out of 9 bagel bites, but leaves 1 in the box so whoever wants to eat some gets pissed because there is only 1 left.
  • I'm that guy who shits in the toilet and leaves it there then closes the toilet seat and puts a note saying "holy shit, you have to see what the fuck I ate last night!!!"
Yea that's me.

Hate me if you must.