E_N_G_L_I_S_H (joke)

[Sammich]

i dont care if this is a repost but still pretty funny nonetheless

ENGLISH I THINK OR ORDERING IN INDIA ? ?


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what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the
conversation. This has been
nominated for the best email of 2005.







The following is a telephone exchange between a
hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was
recorded and published in the
Far East Economic Review:





Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."





Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service."




RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor
sunteen??"




G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."



RS: "Ow July den?"





G: "What??"





RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, pochd?"





G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please."




RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"





G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"





G: "What?"





RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"





G: "I don't think so."





RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"





G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."





RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow
Anglish moppin we
bodder?"





G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine."





RS: "We bodder?"





G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."





RS: "Wad! ?"





G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."





RS: "Copy?"





G: "Excuse me?"





RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"





G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."





RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin we bodder on
sigh and copy....rye??"



G: "Whatever you say."





RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."





G : "You're very welcome."

[The Yousef]

i dont care if this is a repost but still pretty funny nonetheless

ENGLISH I THINK OR ORDERING IN INDIA ? ?


To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.
You will understand
what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the
conversation. This has been
nominated for the best email of 2005.







The following is a telephone exchange between a
hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was
recorded and published in the
Far East Economic Review:





Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."





Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service."




RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor
sunteen??"




G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."



RS: "Ow July den?"





G: "What??"





RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, pochd?"





G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please."




RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"





G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"





G: "What?"





RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"





G: "I don't think so."





RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"





G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."





RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow
Anglish moppin we
bodder?"





G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine."





RS: "We bodder?"





G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."





RS: "Wad! ?"





G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."





RS: "Copy?"





G: "Excuse me?"





RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"





G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."





RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin we bodder on
sigh and copy....rye??"



G: "Whatever you say."





RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."





G : "You're very welcome."

bwhahahahahaha...

tenjewberrymuds!!!!

i found a new catch phrase!!!

score!

[The Golden Child]

i got it but didnt find it funny ..

[Sammich]

stiff homo cat

[The Golden Child]

my cat is gangsta he listening to Tupac ..

[Sammich]

LIRL

[The Golden Child]

he on that when we ride on our enemies ..

[Sammich]

LIRL..as big as that cat is he should be east coasting with B.I.G.

[SixSquared]

lol that made me laugh

[The Golden Child]

yea he was listening to that biggie ..

[Sammich]

"i love it when you call me big poppa" LIRL

[The Golden Child]

hes the god father of all cats .. LIRL !!!

[Sammich]

LIRL..the big cahoona

[The Golden Child]

sitting at the table eating some pasta ..

[Sammich]

"wheres my parmesan cheese you lazy no good for nothing bum" hahahahah

[The Golden Child]

hahahahahahahahaha !!!

i want my money now and if i dont get it imma break your legs ..

[AnthonyF]

o shit, that's hilarious!

[Sammich]

LIRL just when i was going to call this a thread failure for not being on topic..somebody else finds it as hilarious as i do

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!