Three men had reported to the white house for a meeting. White, Black and an Asian Man. Congress told them that because they didn’t get any award for their time in the war. So what ever they want, they will get it today.



White man asked for a house and cars, Congress said,”sure you got it”



Black man asked for a million buck. Congress said,” Sure you got it”



Asian man say, “I don’t want much just give me $1,000 for every inch from the tip of my nose to the tip of my penis.” Congress says, “Sure you got it”

Asian man went to an empty room so a doctor can measure him. Doctor surprisingly commented,” Where the fuck is your Penis”?

Asian man replied,” In Vietnam……………