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  1. 05-21-2005, 04:06 AM #1
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    Default men: question

    ok guys....i'm bored as hell so i'm presenting a question for us to answer.

    what's the dumbest excuse you've made to a girl for coming to soon??

    and dont front either. we've all had that problem at least one time.


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  2. 05-21-2005, 05:56 AM #2
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    Have you used all of the excuses that ya can think of and now need our help.... Dang That Sucks Man.... I don't even no what to tell you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boneswiss
    Have you used all of the excuses that ya can think of and now need our help.... Dang That Sucks Man.... I don't even no what to tell you...
    hahahaha!! admitedly that has happened once...that was in '98 when i finally made it back to atlanta to see my girl, after going to bootcamp(3months) and my first duty station 6 months later!! prior to and since then, never been an issue.
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    Maybe If I can spell "know"
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    Thats not the problem... The problem is not doing it soon enough. Im sore, blah blah blah...
    I suppose you can always depend on ol' trusty... "You just felt so good... "
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    what's the dumbest excuse you've made to a girl for coming to soon??
    "I just wanted to get mine."

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  7. 05-21-2005, 09:18 AM #7
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    "It's a Marathon Baby and AI just won", But Yeah Thats never been a problem..
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    well i cant think up excuses.

    guys come faster than women most of the time. its just how it is. some are quicker than others. you build up endurance after a little while. so if you do it the first time. yeah. it wont be long. lol
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  9. 05-21-2005, 11:28 AM #9
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    Think baseball,football whatever you keeps your mind off it if your about to go.Or just "damn baby i dont know what happened your just too fine,see ya".
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  10. 05-22-2005, 02:58 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    Think baseball,football whatever you keeps your mind off it if your about to go.Or just "damn baby i dont know what happened your just too fine,see ya".
    see that's what i keep telling my homeboy...he cracks me up cause before and after he meet a new chick if he know shoe gonna let him issue the poundage he will call me to either get pointers on how to stay afloat or to say "damn i messed up"....makes me feel like this dudes coach or something. lol.

    i just maintain my cool and work on making sure she get hers first...thats why there foreplay, trips downtown and g-spot stimulation fellas, oh , and ESPN so you can watch the game during the session to keep ones mind preoccupied!!


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    it just felt too damn GOOOOD!!!

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    No excuse necessary! I'd tell her, you had two minutes girl, should have came quicker, LMFAO
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    whenever messin with a girl i am usually just like aight i got mine and it's usually in my truck so i just climb back in the driver seat and head back to her house
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    this is a sad sad thread!!! im really not believing this at all...ALL you dudes are pathetic! hahahahahahahahahaha


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    Alex, I am totally agreeing with you on this one..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    this is a sad sad thread!!! im really not believing this at all...ALL you dudes are pathetic! hahahahahahahahahaha
    I totally agree Alex. This isnt an issue for us marathon humpers. I make sure she gets off at least 3 or 4 times before I do.
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    Qutoe "No excuse necessary! I'd tell her, you had two minutes girl, should have came quicker, LMFAO"

    hahahahahahahahaha ROTFLMAO best one by far!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    what's the dumbest excuse you've made to a girl for coming to soon??
    Never had an excuse...I bust a nut I bust a nut..oh well...I can get it back up again..
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    I really dont have had that problem, not trying to be arrogant or what. If anything, its more of a problem taking a long time. Ive definately had complaints about that. But then your girl says "Oh, Im not fine enough?"

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    Im right there too, its usually tryin to keep it under an hour thats a problem for me... OK well sometimes longer, sometimes shorter but nothing less then 30 minutes? I dont know I guess its the endurance part, or what the hell it is but I have never had an issue with bein the first one across the finish line... I usually hear "OK your turn!" about 3-4 times, I usually finish just because I get so damn tired! LOL

    hey man tell your boy to hang in there, with experience I guess he will get good at it.....
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    sex is like a race ... you race to see who comes first ... hahaha
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    didn't your mother's tell yall quality over quantity ALWAYS WINS!!???

    marathon sex is only every now and then

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    marathon sex constantly is only for those who can do it. I'm preaching mad quality & mad quantity. Best of both worlds for both involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woody Poundersnatch
    marathon sex constantly is only for those who can do it. I'm preaching mad quality & mad quantity. Best of both worlds for both involved.
    NO motherfukaer NO

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