Part one of blondes 101

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1. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

2. Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period.

3. Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!".

4.Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.

5. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.

6. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Duke only 'had' Ten Thousand men.

7. Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?
A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

8. Q: Why was the Blonde Girl smiling as she walked down the marriage eisle?
A: Cos she knew she'd given her last Blow job.

9. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

10. Q: What do a Boeing 747 and a blonde have in common?
A: Both contain a cockpit



11. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Great Tits!!!" 12. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a blow-up Doll?
A: Around 2 cans of hair spray.

13. Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.

14. Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she's been laid all over the country.

15. Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team.

16. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been playing with your Computer?
A: Your joy stick will be soaking wet.

17. Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes?
A: Cos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends.

18.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe.

19. Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde?
A: On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking.

20. Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
A: Give her a cock and she'll be ready to blow.

21. Q: How would a blond interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

22. Q: What does a blonde look like after sex?
A: No idea mate. I'm already long gone....

23. Q: What's a blondes favorite Nursery Rhyme?
A: HumpMe DumpMe.