For the Bimmer Fans (Bimmer = car - Ruiner)

[Allshow97]

THERE WAS A CHICKEN AND A HORSE PLAYING TOGETHER IN A BARNYARD. SUDDENLY, THE HORSE FALLS INTO A PIT. HE YELLS TO THE CHICKEN , "GO GET THE FARMER, SAVE ME, SAVE ME !!!! ".



THE CHICKEN GOES LOOKING FOR THE FARMER, BUT CAN'T FIND HIM. SO HE GETS THE FARMER'S BMW AND DRIVES IT OVER TO THE MUD PIT, LASSOES THE HORSE, TIES IT TO THE CAR AND PULLS HIM OUT. THE HORSE SAYS, "THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I OWE YOU MY LIFE. "



THEN A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER, THEY WERE PLAYING THERE AGAIN. THIS TIME THE CHICKEN FALLS INTO THE MUD. AND THE CHICKEN SAYS, "HELP ME !!! ,HELP ME !!! . GO GET THE FARMER !!!" THE HORSE SAYS, "NO, NO, NO. I THINK I CAN GET YOU ..."



THE HORSE STRECHES ACROSS THE MUD PIT, AND TELLS THE CHICKEN, "GRAB ONTO MY PENIS " THE CHICKEN GRABS ON. THE HORSE STRETCHES BACK AND SAVES THE CHICKEN'S LIFE..



SO WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THE STORY??



" IF YOU HAVE A PENIS THE SIZE OF A HORSE, YOU DON'T NEED A BMW TO PICK UP CHICKS !!"

[Ran]

lawl

[carrascopa]

i have a big penis and a bimmer.. hahahahaa.. i rule

[aaronfelipe]

hahahahaha

[Sammich]

fits this perfectly in all aspects

[aaronfelipe]

It's Bimmer btw.

[Allshow97]

It's Bimmer btw.

Beamer, Bimmer :wgaf:

[Ran]

Beamer, Bimmer :wgaf:

What? Did you just call George a beaner?

[Allshow97]

What? Did you just call George a beaner?

Yeah I did, he's a durdy messican

[TRINI4LIFE]

Oh my

[Sammich]

What? Did you just call George a beaner?

yall dirty

[Ruiner]

Beamer, Bimmer :wgaf:

People that actually own the cars care. Intelligence is a rather large reflection of who you are talking to.

[Nemesis]

why the hell do you all keep bringing me up in threads that do not involve me. I do not have a horse penis nor a BMW, got damn.


~leaves~


LOL

[Allshow97]

why the hell do you all keep bringing me up in threads that do not involve me. I do not have a penis nor a BMW, got damn.


~leaves~


LOL

You don't have a penis? Damn yo now I gotta call you georgina

[Ran]

why the hell do you all keep bringing me up in threads that do not involve me.

Well, there aren't many people that I can rag on here at IA without getting hit back pretty hard. So I focus most of my efforts on you, HvyArms, and Yousef. Nothing personal, just a lack of options.