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  1. 08-23-2006, 12:45 PM #1
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    Default Stuck on a island

    Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
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  2. 08-23-2006, 12:46 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrookie71
    Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
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    now that was good lol



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  4. 08-23-2006, 12:48 PM #4
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    yea i liked it too LIRL
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    LOL That one was good
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    That one is pretty good.... sometimes it sucks being a blonde lol
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi
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    +1 tommorrow bro im all out today
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    haha i actually laughed out loud
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    so i just told this joke to a friend of mine and she said "i dont get it." further laughter into your joke.
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    Funny but not funny
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    finally one from gbrookie i haven't heard
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    Quote Originally Posted by devinwebb907
    so i just told this joke to a friend of mine and she said "i dont get it." further laughter into your joke.
    Heh is she a blonde
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    ^^^if she's not she oughtta be
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    ghey.
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    thats fucked up. LOL
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    so wheres the funny ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    so wheres the funny ??
    ^ ^ ^ blonde
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    nah seriously i didnt laugh at all thought this joke sucked ..
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    did u get it??
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    yea i got it but i still think it sucked ..
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    ttt
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    thats a first..bump on a joke..wowzers



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    bump
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    look i did it again who gives a F***
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