How does one go about getting "bent?"

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you are quite the dumbass qd.

Good return. Even though you and I both know it's not true.

i would rather have a labotomy,

Funny how you call me a dumbass and in damn near the same breath try to insult me, only to spell the goddamn word wrong. I'm pretty sure a lAbotomy doesn't exist. Were you looking for lObotomy?

and since you seem to be slow,

I'm not slow. I just don't speak stupid.

it is removing a section of your brain. i would rather have that,

Well of course you would. You have nothing to lose. Literally. Later, QD.