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  1. 08-15-2006, 02:35 PM #1
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    Default Alcohol Warning Labels

    Alcohol Warning Labels
    1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

    2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

    4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.

    5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

    6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning.

    7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area.

    8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba.

    9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

    10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.

    11. Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

    12. Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.

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  2. 08-15-2006, 03:17 PM #2
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  3. 08-15-2006, 03:37 PM #3
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    Very funny but true shit!
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    forgot one:

    consumption of alcohol may lead you to make silly posts about things that happen when you consume alcohol which really aren't all that funny...

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  5. 08-15-2006, 09:22 PM #5
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    lol.... those are funny
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